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Abbott costello dating skit

I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. COSTELLO: I have to buy the Windows to get the wallpaper. COSTELLO: They give you windows for your office if you buy a computer.

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Bud Abbott: All right, give me the $40 and you’ll owe me 10 Lou Costello: Ok, I’ll owe you 10. Lou Costello: I’m not changing the subject; you’re trying to change my finances. Bud Abbott: All right, there’s your $40, now give me the 10 you owe me. Bud Abbott: That’s the way you feel about it, that’s the last time I ask you for a loan of $50. Lou Costello: I’m not running in, you’re pushing me! Lou Costello: On account I don’t know how I owe it to ya. Bud Abbott: Well, give me the 30 and you’ll owe me 20. Bud Abbott: Well, why do you run yourself into debt? I think it's about time we started this conversation. Costello: I am starting this conversation right now. IF Abbott and Costello were still around today their famous sketch "Who's on first? LOU COSTELLO BUYS A COMPUTER by Tom King ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer store. One of the most famous baseball comedy acts to ever take place was the following humorous exchange between Bud Abbott and Lou Costello.

The words alone cannot do it justice, but it is still quite funny to read. by Abbott & Costello Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow's pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I'm gonna throw the guy out at first base.

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: Sure I may want to watch a real one, maybe a cartoon.

Costello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM.

Costello: I heard that you are a real computer expert.

With current technology brining fans from around the world together, Bud and Lou are now available in ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET THE INTERNET!