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Professor Dad, rattled and mortified, extends his left arm, like he’s trying to keep a farm animal from escaping the barn.
The crestfallen look in his eyes is achingly familiar to anyone who has ever worked from home with small children. A kamikaze baby in a rolling chair lurches toward Professor Dad as uncontrollable laughter fills the anchor’s studio.
The man about to lift the barbell obviously thinks the $20 is all but his.