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Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick#1: Lets see..well id have to think about it. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry I smell spaghetti, I pinch her limpy ass and tell her GET THE FOOD READY.Your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed.
But I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck You!" Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear [Host] "Now, let's meet contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" [Sharon] "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?) Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!
" Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!
After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear~~~applause~~~HOST: Now lets meet contestant number 2. SHARON: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion, a man whoexpresses himself in his own special way. But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here. Then we go to tha beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin as you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. Number 2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know? I'd go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!!?? ~~~laughter and applause~~~HOST: Well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing withsensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your lastquestion and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden SHARON: Ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? #1: Ok first, I'd sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that I cant believe howfuckin fat you are I'd tell you that I like the way you make your tittiesshake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Ricki Lake#2: FUCK THAT!!
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips! We're hearin grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother.
I'm steady starin at your sister, I'll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS! I'd grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!!
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