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One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. " The writer was very surprised and asked, "How did you know?

The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. #2: "I should clear $60,000 this year."#1: "What do you do? "A male romance novelist was hiking in the mountains, and he came upon a shepherd who was tending a large herd of sheep that were grazing in the alpine meadow. Mother - Alimony, my dear, is a man's cash surrender value.*** While my brother was stationed overseas, his wife wrote to him daily.For an added touch, she'd always scribble little abbreviated notes on the outside of the envelopes." So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. I no longer have to grow them in my closet under my weed lamp.

And I could just have , get a job working at a ranch.

Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.” Mr Vine set the world record for his quickfire delivery in 2004.

He was also runner-up in for the Edinburgh joke of the year last year with the line: “Crime in multi-storey car parks.

When my sister Betsy was a waitress, she was asked by a customer if she'd like to meet him after work.

Eight-year old Daughter (of attorney) - What is alimony, Mother?

For our June/July issue, we assembled 22 of the smartest comic minds right now at comedy clubs and asked them to tell the greatest joke they know (including above, from left: Mike Birbiglia, Jessi Klein, Wyatt Cenac, Phoeboe Robinson, Hari Kondabolu, Janeane Garofalo, John Hodgman). It was his famous sketch with Dudley Moore, where Moore is a one- legged man, hopping manically, auditioning to be Tarzan. " Little boy was like, "I can't even fit all of you in my eyes." —Damon Wayans Jr.