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Two young men de­cide that if they can’t touch the sleep­ing cats, they’ll wake them up so they can touch them. The lads ham­mer the keys, an awful sound is emit­ted, the cat awakes and they whisk it away tri­umphantly.

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They are the animal equivalent of the gold digger, all take take take.

Or perhaps the prostitute provides a better analogy; cats let people touch them for material gain, but for food rather than cash.

I prefer the authentic fidelity of the canis familiaris.

But I am very open-minded to say the least, so I went to the Café des Chats in Paris’ 3rd arrondissement Upon en­ter­ing the cat café I am told to cleanse my hands with vi­cious smelling an­ti­sep­tic. But what in­ter­ests me most is not the cats but the hu­mans.

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