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When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.

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I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents.

But my height has only been as much of a problem as I’d let it be.

Over the years, I’ve dated and slept with women of all heights, ranging from 5’1″ to six-foot tall amazons.

But hey, that’s cold comfort when women are putting “six feet tall, minimum” in their dating profiles and your friends all call you “Short Round”.

The thing is, as with many other masculine insecurities, this is predominantly in our heads. Worse, I’m the shortest of all my friends who range from 5’1o” on the short side, to 6’7″ on the tall side.

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